http://www.charlieandthecreditfactory.com/prepaid/ Prepaid - Is it bought and paid for? Not everything can be prepaid. en-us Sat, 26 Jul 2008 15:00:00 EDT Sat, 26 Jul 2008 15:00:00 EDT Weblog Editor 2.0 Willy Wonka, Willy Wonka ... The Amazing Chocolatier is here to give you all the latest information you need on a prepaid state of existence. Some say it's good, some say it's bad. What do you think about it and upon consideratoin of this - perhaps you should consider your credit. Prepaid for "He's modest, clever and so smart! He can barely restrain it," so the song goes. What would Wonka say about the prepaid? He's a magician. He doesn't care. He has methods we couldn't dream of. He doesn't need a prepaid card - nor does he need debit. He's a genius, he's a maverick. He crushes the hearts and minds of naughty little boys and girls across the land. He does, he truly does. He's on the prowl for you - so you better behave and if and when you ever get that golden ticket, you better run. You better run far, far away. You better not think you can outsmart Wonka with wit alone. We'll tell you the secret - but you have to pay first. Yes, the answer will come to those of you who have prepaid. To pay for the answer to the riddle, just send in $19.99 in a SASE and you wil get the answer that is provoking riots across the land. Okay here's the deal. We promised we'd reveal the secret here on this very page, so for those of you who haven't prepaid - please jump over to another page and do not read the rest of this. Thanks. And for those of you who have in fact prepaid - please feel free to read on for the very very astonishing information to follow. Alert: Astonishing information to follow The answer to the riddle is this: the way to outsmart Wonka .... (drum roll) ... is to not outsmart him at all. You must possess the most rare of all the virtues among us. You can't hoodwink your way into this. Possession of these character traits can not be bought or prepaid - they have to be part of your disposition. So there. To all you suckers that didn't pay. The fact that you haven't prepaid for this knowledge and you are still reading automatically defeats the purpose and renders you ridiculous - a fraudulent showboater. Look a little deeper within. Are you honest and do you put the needs of others ahead of yourself? Are you caring and fair and are you rarely motivated by greed? Sounds like a tall order we know - yet there are souls out there in possession of these rare characteristics. Can't be prepaid - sorry. But there is hope for even you, rotten scoundrel. You can try to be a better person. Has to come from within, not from any newfangled prepaid cards. Sat, 26 Jul 2008 15:00:00 EDT http://www.charlieandthecreditfactory.com/prepaid/prepaid-cards/ Prepaid cards can be like a godsend. Use prepaid cards to advance your cause. Here's how. en-us Sat, 26 Jul 2008 15:00:00 EDT Sat, 26 Jul 2008 15:00:00 EDT Weblog Editor 2.0 http://www.charlieandthecreditfactory.com/prepaid/prepaid-card/ Prepaid card provides you with a host of treats. A prepaid card can provoke much in the inspiration department. en-us Sat, 26 Jul 2008 15:00:00 EDT Sat, 26 Jul 2008 15:00:00 EDT Weblog Editor 2.0